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ravendroppings:

krakenqueen:

This Man.

Exactly 100% this, a millions times, I can’t agree more.


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aceofgeeks:

In the last twenty years, Jazz went from looking dumb to looking like the smartest guy in the room.


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nov2nd1983:

I bet Dean used to read Green Eggs and Ham to Sam when they were younger.

Sam would probably get so excited whenever Dean would say his name in the book and be like “Dean, that’s my name! I’m in the book!” and Dean would just laugh and agree.

I bet after a while, Dean would just stop reading the “Sam I am” part and would look at Sam to cue him to say it while pointing at himself all happy and excited.

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onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times


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nakedly:

this is so beautiful that i’ve got shivers


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artbymoga:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

thank you science side of tumblr


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Anonymous said:

is stripping old lady friendly like are there any 30+ strippers that are successful

monkeyscomewithme:

kiriei:

bunnymaccool:

dek-says-so:

stripperina:

Did you just call women over 30 “old ladies”?

Lemme fetch my walker then.  

guuuuurl… I’ll grab the containers for our dentures… you snag the Mentholatum… HOT TIME ON THE TOWN TONIGHT!!!  Where’s kiriei with the petroleum jelly?

I want my god damned senior discount then.

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Title: Go The F--k To Sleep

Artist: Samuel L. Jackson

452,563 plays

adarafaelbarbas:

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

image

I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

SOBBING

SCREAMING

I

MY LIFE

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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felixandria:

i have Needs that are not being met by this fandom so i will meet them myself

girl steve and girl bucky sparring is one of those needs


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cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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monkeyscomewithme:

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

ackleholic-padaaddict:

hopped-up-on-misha:

livyisfromthemoon:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

4x01 vs 5x16

#john winchester can go fuck himself on a stalagmite (x)

fucking John

Reason #483 to not like John Winchester

Dean’s face in the last gif is the face of an abused child, so don’t you fucking dare defend John Winchester to me.

He was more traumatized by what his father did than by what happened to him in hell of all places and if that’s not fucked up I don’t know what is

And there are those who say it’s just a headcanon, that we are seeing what’s not there. I’ve been told this myself when I said Dean stepped in, taking shit for Sam (it’s what I did for my younger sister) and was told I was wrong, that there was no canon proof. I didn’t argue, didn’t even respond because if you can’t see it here then nothing I can say would make a difference. Make excuses all you want, the truth is John was abusive.


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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL


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monkeyscomewithme:

dek-says-so:

salesassociatesteve:

misha—is—bae:

FUCK YOU CURTIS ARMSTRONG

*cackling*  I love Curtis Armstrong.  :D

He cracks me up, the way he revels in the hate for his character.


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bisexualdeanwinchester:

so i’m rewatching 8.13 and i just got to The Pub Scene and, reader, i am dying

you can use the “dean is straight” and/or “he was just flattered” arguments all you want and if that’s really what you think then fine okay i don’t actually give a shit but you cannot…